Number 4.
What do I do now? Who do I vote for? I can't vote for Hillary. She's number two.
I can't vote for Gulianni. He's a pro-choice Republican. (cough, cough: Satan in disguise)
Maybe I can vote for Ron Paul!
no... he's against the war in Iraq.
I don't know what to do now. I thought I was doing okay by voting for a Christian Democrat, Barack Obama, but apparently he might be the anti-Christ.
OH! OF COURSE!!
I can vote for the anti-gay, anti-evolution, pro-war, ordained evangelical minister and REPUBLICAN candidate MIKE HUCKABEE even though he doesn't have any shot of winning the presidency whatsoever!!! I can go to heaven now because I'll be persecuted for my beliefs!!! YIPPEE!
Sorry Barack. You're a Muslim. And your name sounds too much like "Osama."
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